“There was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus?”

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"Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?"

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“Has she noticed you yet?”
“No. You know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.”
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“This stuff better be good. I don’t want to drown saving some shit my grandmother could have written.”


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“If you can’t say it at Christmas, when can you, eh?”


“Tell her you love her. Sam, you’ve got nothing to lose, and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. You’ve seen the films, kiddo, it ain’t over ’til it’s over.”

“… Okay, Dad. Let’s do it. Let’s get the shit kicked out of us by love.”

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"Get a grip; people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time."


“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“No..?”
“Oh, okay. Well I thought it would be something worse.”
“Worse than the total agony of being in love?”
“… Oh. No, you’re right, yeah. Total agony.”

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 "You know, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary, but, the general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us."

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“That’s okay. Life is full of interruptions and complications.”


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“If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.”

Every storyline and character and writing of this movie is perfection and no one can tell me otherwise.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.

Yours truly,

Jo.